What does Arnold Schwarzenegger think about gay marriage? He answers that question here:
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Robert Downey Jr., wants to show people how well-adjusted and mellow he is. So he contemplates about buying monkeys to prove his point:
“I’m thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, ‘Why stop at one?’ I don’t like being limited in that way. Therefore, I am considering a platoon of monkeys so that when people look at me they can see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing faeces around.
Jennifer Lawrence sure loves her fries! Here’s what she said during an interview on the red carpet at the Oscars:
“I’m seeing you talk, and all I can think about is how pissed I am about not getting fries.”
We heard Kellie Pickler joined the show ‘Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?’ in 2007. She left the audience laughing out loud when she asked:
“I thought Europe was a country?”
What makes Ke$ha such an amazing performer? She reveals the way she does things on stage:
“What I do is, I turn off all the lights, walk over to the piano and gently lower my boobs onto the keys and just let them tickle the ivories.”
What has Jessica Simpson got to say about pregnancy?
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”
Paris Hilton is so up there that she does not have the slightest idea what Wal-Mart is:
“Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?”
We’ve wondered about this too Loretta Lynn, you’re not alone:
“I liked Michael Jackson better when he was dark. I liked his nose a lot better too. If he has any more taken off, I don’t know how he’s gonna breathe!”
Winning an Oscar is exciting for any actor. It gives them a chance to be in spotlight where they can pretty much say whatever they want. Melissa Etheridge just has this to say:
“This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.”
In 2006, Vladimir Putin approached a young boy, lifted his shirt and kissed his tummy. When he was asked about it , he answered:
“I’ll be honest; I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.”
Talk about weird!
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